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New York Like You Mean It

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by Mara Taylor

You think you’re coming to New York. You think you’re arriving. Entering. Taking it in. You’ve got a list, or the ghost of a list—things you’ve seen in movies, places you’ve read about, names you already know how to say. You think you’re ready. Your shoes are practical. Your phone is charged. You’ve done your research. You are not, you insist, one of those tourists.

But you will get in the way anyway. You will look up at the wrong time, walk too slow on the wrong block, ask the wrong person for directions to a place they’ve never needed to go. You’ll fall into traps disguised as icons and miss the beauty disguised as nothing. You’ll confuse access with understanding, contact with context, presence with insight. You’ll say SoHo when you mean Nolita. You’ll think the skyline is the city. You’ll think bagels are still the point.

That’s fine. Or not. Doesn’t matter. I didn’t write this to scold you. Not exactly. I’m here to offer the kind of advice that rarely makes it into travel guides—because it rarely flatters the traveler. You’re not being welcomed. You’re being tolerated. But if you can live with that—if you can walk faster, tip better, listen more—then maybe the city will show you something it doesn’t show everyone else. Trust me. I was born here. I don’t know much about travel guides, but I’ve learned enough from walking, tipping, and—more than anything—listening.

New York isn’t a city that wants to be understood. It wants to be survived, misread, circled, overheard. That’s the real skyline: the jagged edge of misunderstanding, the messy silhouette of twenty million versions of what New York is and who it’s for. You won’t find the city by chasing its reflection on glass towers. You’ll find it in the burnt coffee at the bodega, in the rage of the bike messenger, in the sound of someone screaming—not at you, but near you.

New York Like You Mean It is a short book. It doesn’t cover everything. It doesn’t try. It starts at the beginning—or one of many beginnings. Lower Manhattan, where the boats come in and the monuments go up. Central Park, where the myth of escape still sells. Brooklyn, because everyone insists on coming, and some even stay. The skyline, because it keeps you looking up. And the city as a whole, in case you forget that it’s more than your itinerary.

Five sections. Fifteen tips per section. Not the obvious ones. Not the polite ones. Not the ones you’ll get from someone who moved here last year—or someone trying to sell you something. These are the shortcuts, the warnings, the side doors. They’re not neutral. They come from a city that doesn’t care if you get it right, only that you move out of the way if you don’t.

But welcome to New York, anyway.

Now: walk fast. Don’t block the doors. And for god’s sake, don’t stop in the middle of the sidewalk.

Excerpted from New York Like You Mean It: 75 Ways to Almost Pass as a Local by Mara Taylor, published by Shrub Press, 2025.

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